Current sew status of #battlejacket: #windir
My craft today is sewing a 2xl Satanic Warmaster shirt into a dress C:
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
this cow is prettier than me
I freaked out a little bit because it was rinsing neon pink.